The Giant Barn Swing Diet Plan


So week number two has come and gone, and while not nearly as impressive as week one, these past seven days were still successful (and that was with a three-day trip to Branson, MO). Okay, so I had a little help with the Branson Trip. . . Just let me say, that Silver Dollar City giant barn swing ride is not my friend.

After riding that silly swing, I felt dizzy and nauseous all at the same time. After an hour with my head on a nearby table, I finally decided to make a shot for the hotel but only made it part way up the hill –you know right where all the funnel cakes, turkey legs and pork rinds are being made (normally one of my favorite spots), and thankfully the placement of a certain restroom facility was right on target.

Needless to say, the rest of my day was shot and Goldfish crackers were about all I ate, other than a yummy looking salad for dinner that met the same fate as my breakfast. Yikes, no wonder my metabolism is in slow-mo, I think I might be “maturing.”

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